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A Gift of Poetry. The unique gift for every occasion

Your words, your thoughts and feelings. Captured within a gift, A Gift of Poetry. Presented in a uniquely designed, boxed, hand-made card, with your verse of choice as a key emotional focal point. Truly, a 'once-in-a-lifetime' gift, a gift that inspires the heart and touches the soul.

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New Alcohol Warnings - Safety Related

Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer
manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's
suggestion that the following warning labels be placed
immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a wanker.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell
the same boring story over and over again until your
friends want to smash your head in.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay
shings like thish.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them
at 4 in the morning.

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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your trousers.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you
can logically converse with other members of the
opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you
have mystical Kung Fu powers.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll
over in the morning and see something really scary
(whose name and/or species you can't remember).

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause
of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, more attractive, and
smarter than some really, really big guy named Franz.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe you are invisible.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing with you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space
continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem
to literally disappear.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.

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