Deep Thinking

If anybody knows all the answers please send to....

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilise the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snow plough get to work?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have
locks on the door?

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?  Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If a fire fighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on,
what happens?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, what is the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?