DINGALING

A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for
travelling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he was in a good mood
that day he decided to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a  ticket.  So, he asks the man his name.
 "Fred" he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.

"Just Fred" the man responds.
When the officer presses him for a last name, the
 man tells him that he
used to have a last name but lost it. The officer
 thinks he has a nutcase
on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me Fred,
how did you lose your last name?"

The man replies... "It's a long story so stay with
me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to
tease me all the time.  So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got
good grades.   When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor.
 I went through college, medical school, internship, residency,
finally got my degree so
I was Fred Dingaling, MD.

 After a while I got bored being a doctor so I
decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all
the way through school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD
DDS. Got  bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my
assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling MD DDS with VD. 

Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took
away my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD.

Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my
DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred
Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred."

The officer let him go without even a warning. 

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