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A Gift of Poetry. The unique gift for every occasion

Your words, your thoughts and feelings. Captured within a gift, A Gift of Poetry. Presented in a uniquely designed, boxed, hand-made card, with your verse of choice as a key emotional focal point. Truly, a 'once-in-a-lifetime' gift, a gift that inspires the heart and touches the soul.

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Subject: emoticons :-0

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are
represented by :-) and :-( respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"?

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!)        a tight ass

(_^_)      a bubble ass

(_+_)      a sore ass

{_!_}      a swishy ass

(_0_)      an ass that's been around

(_x_)     kiss my ass

(_X_)     leave my ass alone

(_zzz_)    a tired ass

(_o^o_)   a wise ass

(_E=mc2_)   a smart ass

(_$_)     money coming out of his ass

(_?_)   dumb ass

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