Emoticons

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Subject: emoticons :-0

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are
represented by :-) and :-( respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"?

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!)        a tight ass

(_^_)      a bubble ass

(_+_)      a sore ass

{_!_}      a swishy ass

(_0_)      an ass that's been around

(_x_)     kiss my ass

(_X_)     leave my ass alone

(_zzz_)    a tired ass

(_o^o_)   a wise ass

(_E=mc2_)   a smart ass

(_$_)     money coming out of his ass

(_?_)   dumb ass

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           o                          o                     o
           o                          \o/                    o
           o                         --0--                   o
           o                          /o\                    o
           o                           o                     o
           o                           o                     o
            o                          o                    oo
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            *o                    oo                  o
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            o                    o                  o
            o                    o                 o
            o                   o                o
            o                   o                o
            o                   o                o
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