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Subject: emoticons :-0
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes
these are
represented by :-) and :-( respectively.
Well, how about some "assicons"?
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight
ass
(_^_) a bubble ass
(_+_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_0_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^o_) a wise ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) money coming out of his ass
(_?_) dumb ass
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oo*" "*o.o*" "*o.
o" 'o" "o
o o *o
o o 'o
o o o
o o o
o \o/ o
o --0-- o
o /o\ o
o o o
o o o
o o oo
oo o oo
oo oo oo
'ooo. .oo. ooo
"o""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,oo" o
o. """""" oo """"" .o
'o oo o'
*o oo o
'o o o*
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
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