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THE CHICKEN FARMER

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that
she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few
questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then
asks, "What is your occupation?"

The woman replies, "I'm a whore."

The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never
work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman, "Ok, I'm a prostitute."

"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a
chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with
being a whore or a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."

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