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I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
more as they get older, and then it dawned on me they were
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How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
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Clones are people two.

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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

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How come abbreviated is such a long word?

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