My Children Know That.....
 
No matter how hard you try,
that you simply can't baptise a cat,
and broccoli can't be hidden in a glass of milk,
funny, but it's as simple as that.
 
School lunches stick to the wall,
you can't trust dogs to watch your food,
and never let Mum brush your hair,
when she is angry and in a bad mood.
 
And if your sister hits you,
then don't hit her back,
because parents always walk in,
during the retaliatory attack !

Copyright Allen Jesson :) 2000

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