Some big questions about life in general....
 
Big Questions

What makes a fart so funny ?
What is the magic of money ?
 
Why are there always carrots in sick ?
And just how long is a tick ?
 
Why can't graffiti artists spell ?
And why does dog shit smell ?
 
Why do the dick heads always drive older cars ?
And is there really life on Mars ?
 
Why can't we feed the starving hordes ?
And how can they sleep in the House Of Lords ?
 
So these are my questions,
Asked with a whimsical smile,
But there is one final poser,
That has bugged me for a while.
 
If God is a God of love,
And we should love everything alive,
Then WHY do we have to kill to eat,
In order to survive ? 

Copyright Allen Jesson 2000

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