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THE PLAN
In the beginning was The Plan
And
then came the Assumptions
And
the Assumptions were without form
And
the plan was without substance
And
the darkness was upon the face of the workers
And
they spoke amongst themselves saying
“It
is a crock of shit and it stinketh”
And
the workers went unto the supervisors and said
“It
is a pail of dung and none may abide the odour thereof”
And
the supervisors went unto their managers and said
“It
is a container of excrement and it is strong
Such
that none may abide by it.”
And
the Managers went unto the senior managers saying
“It
is a vessel of fertiliser and none may abide by its strength”
And
the senior managers spoke amongst themselves, saying to one another
“It
contains that which aids plant growth and is very strong”
And
the senior managers went to their directors saying unto them
“It
promotes growth and it is very powerful”
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And
the Directors went to the Managing Director
Saying
unto him
“The
plan will actively promote growth and vigour
of
the Company, with powerful effects”
And
the Managing Director looked upon The Plan
And
saw that it was good
And
The Plan became Policy.
This
is how Shit Happens
:)
Copyright Allen Jesson :) 2000
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