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THE PLAN

 In the beginning was The Plan

And then came the Assumptions

And the Assumptions were without form

And the plan was without substance

And the darkness was upon the face of the workers

And they spoke amongst themselves saying

“It is a crock of shit and it stinketh”

And the workers went unto the supervisors and said

“It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odour thereof”

And the supervisors went unto their managers and said

“It is a container of excrement and it is strong

Such that none may abide by it.”

And the Managers went unto the senior managers saying

“It is a vessel of fertiliser and none may abide by its strength”

And the senior managers spoke amongst themselves, saying to one another

“It contains that which aids plant growth and is very strong”

And the senior managers went to their directors saying unto them

“It promotes growth and it is very powerful”

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And the Directors went to the Managing Director

Saying unto him

“The plan will actively promote growth and vigour

of the Company, with powerful effects”

And the Managing Director looked upon The Plan

And saw that it was good

And The Plan became Policy.

This is how Shit Happens

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