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PETE'S PICK UP LINES... 

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

 You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

 I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

 Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

 I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

 Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?

 Are those real?

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 I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther

for that thing you do with your tongue.

 If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

 You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

 F @# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

 My name is (Peter)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

 Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

 Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

 Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

 I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been  drinking?

 If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we

could do it in public.

 Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No?  Why, don't you like  pizza?

 Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

  (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt): Let's get you out of these wet
clothes.

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

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 I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,
have you seen one?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.

Are those real?

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this
cheap motel room.

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 Copyright Allen Jesson :) 2001  www.agiftofpoetry.com

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