Hi there.  My name is Michelle.  I was browsing the web and I found your
site.  I hope you can come up with something for me.  Have you ever done
a speech for someone?  My best friend is getting married.  I am her
maid-of-honour.  We have known each other for 14 years.  We met in
elementary school.  Her name is Brenda.  We are both 25 but she is a
little older than me.  We have been through some ups and downs but we
have always remained very close.  I am not sure what else I can tell
you.

Hopeless @ prose,

>Michelle

 

The Bride and Groom

 

I'm so glad you're finally married,

you've had so many near misses before,

nice that you finally snared one,

before he walked out that door !

 

Does he know what he's in for ?

Married to a girl called Brenda,

just think of all that lovely plastic -

Hey, big spenda !

 

We've known each other for fourteen years,

we met in elementary school,

one of us the talented scholar,

one of us always played the fool !

 

She has some very bad habits,

and I don't want to be a bore,

but I love that nasal retching,

and boy - you should hear her snore !

 

But seriously folks,

she's not such a bad catch,

and I think you'll all agree,

they make a perfect match.

 

So ladies, gents, raise your glasses please,

(as once or twice before),

and drink to love everlasting,

everlasting love for evermore.

 

(Toast: The Bride and Groom)