hello...i just found your site and i am sorry it is short notice
but i need help...i have a very good friend that is turning 30 this
coming up weekend...and i have been asked by his girlfriend to do
a dirty thirty joke...i have taken care of the present...now i need help
in writing a short poem...he is very funny...we all (all his friends that will be there) are practical jokers and we r always doing practical jokes on each other.. there r 6 of us that r about to turn 30 Darren is the first to turn 30..iwould like it to have something in that factor that he is older then dirty...that type of poem..
if u can help me i would really be grateful...i promise to do what ever i have to do.. thank u
penny...p.s please get in touch with me real soon...thank u

 

Over The Hill

We know it must be hard for you,

now that you're so old and Thirty,

but please don't get mean on us,

or become smelly and dirty !

 

Some things are hard to swallow,

an especially bitter pill,

like the day you have to accept,

that you're finally over the hill.

 

Everyone has a shelf life,

you could call it a "use by" date,

some things are best in their prime,

and not left until its too late !

 

The ailments are about to set in,

Osteoporosis, Arthritis and Alzheimers,

sorry, it's just a fact of life,

but that's what happens to old timers.

 

So my advice to you,

is to live life and play long,

while you still have the energy,

and are feeling reasonably strong !