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You can either send these:

Some Interesting Facts - Well worth sending to a friend.

Paradox - Excellent thoughts about life.

Meaning Of Friends - A lovely story

or these poems:

The Unknown Soldier - Lest we forget.

The 19 Year Old - A sad story about drugs.

Footprints - Suicide is not painless.

Sex - Parental guidance recommended.

Sisters By Choice - Powerful poem about the loss of a friend.

Trust In Dreams - I love you - trust me !

An Angel Sings - First Year Of Marriage

or these tips:

Stress Management Tips - All the tips from Poetic Licence 1-6 !

Send to a stressed out friend ! 

Or send these great jokes as e-mails to your friends and colleagues ! You can also go here to find more great jokes to send.

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Emoticons - You know :) and :( but what is a (_!_) .....? 

Pete's Pick Up Lines - Work Every Time.

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

  Nice legs...what time do they open?

   You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

  I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

   Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

  Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

 I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

   Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?

   Are those real?

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   I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther

for that thing you do with your tongue.

 If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

   You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

  You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

 F @# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

  Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

   My name is (Peter)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

 Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

   Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

   Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

   I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been  drinking?

   If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we

could do it in public.

 Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No?  Why, don't you like  pizza?

   Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

   (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt): Let's get you out of these wet
clothes.

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

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 I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,
have you seen one?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.

Are those real?

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this
cheap motel room.

Irish Virus - Do It Yourself Virus :o)

Subject: Irish Virus

 Greetings

 You have just received the "IRISH VIRUS".

 As we don't have any programming experience, this Virus works on the
honor system.

 Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this
 Virus to everyone on your mailing list.

 Thank you for your cooperation.

Deep Thinking - Some big questions :o)

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilise the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snow plough get to work?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have
locks on the door?

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?  Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If a fire fighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on,
what happens?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, what is the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Spell Checker - A poem for unsuspecting computer users

Spell Checker
 
I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC
It plainly marks fore my revue
Miss takes I can not sea.
 
I've run this poem threw it,
I'm sure your please too no.
Its letter prefect in it's weigh
My checker tolled me sew.

Computer Users - A poem for computer users over 30.

A POEM FOR COMPUTER USERS OVER 30

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-in. floppy
You hoped nobody ever found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But I've heard it plenty times said !

I will add more jokes and stories to this page in the coming weeks. If you have a favorite then please let me know. Thanks Allen.