FUNNY POETRY, JOKES AND
STORIES
Welcome to my collection of funny
poetry, jokes and stories. This funny poetry covers a wide range of subjects and
they are all guaranteed to make you smile. The funny poetry is scattered between the funny
jokes and stories because they are well worth a visit too. Please enjoy !
Finally, special thanks must go to Pete (you know who you are) who has kept me
supplied with a lot of the jokes.
"I wish I was a glow worm
Glow worms have more fun
How can you be grumpy
When the sun shines out your bum!"
Irish
Virus - Very funny - send this to your friends !
Spell
Checker - Cheque them miss takes !
My
Children Know That.... - It's amazing what they pick up !
Clever
Arithmetic - Not really funny but very clever.
Emoticons
- You know :) and :( but what is a (_!_) .....?
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Jennifer Dye
requested a poem to say
thank you to Dr. Mattson for delivering her miracle child, Tyler. |
Margeret Bryer
told her husband that she was
missing him whilst he
was on active duty. |
Misty wanted something
special to say to her new husband and children on her
wedding day. |
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The Miracle
Child
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Philly's Shoe -
Missing You |
Perfect Rhyme |
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"I think you are an awesome artist to
take little pieces of information from those you know very little about, and
create your masterpieces as if you've known us your whole life. Such
talent!!"
Nadine |
Corporate
Lessons - Honest boss - I didn't write this !
Alcohol
- Watch them funny effects of alcohol... :)
The
Parrots - Great joke !
Poem for Unsuspecting
Computer Users - Over 30 !
Pete's
Pick Up Lines - Work every time ! :)
Two
Nuns - Have you heard the one about...?
The Dog
- Funny joke.
Had
enough ?
- Take this simple test.
Just
Another Memo
- Well :) not quite !
Olympic
Questions - Actual questions from potential tourists :)
I Dislike - I bet you
do too !
Work
or Prison - Do you know the difference ?
Two
Frogs
- Keep swimming !
Questions About Sex
and Stuff - Quite rude but funny.
Four
Jokes
- Smile guaranteed !
Two
Jokes
- Heard the one about the duck and the ATM ?
The
Worm Ode - Reincarnation as a worm !
The
Garden
- God and Eve have an early chat :)
Did
You Know? - I know you didn't !
Dingaling
- Story of a doctor cum dentist..
Deep
Thinking - Too many questions.
More
Deep Thoughts - To think about !
Colours
- About the Colours
of emotion.
The
Plan - Funny things happen in business...
Warning
- It can happen to you too !
Puffing
Billy - The smoker (s).
Olympic
Advice For Visitors - Not from the tourist bureau ! :)
Truths
About Life - I have learnt...
The
Preamble - Another version !
Mind
Games - Test your mind !
The
Photographer - Watch that Canon !
The
Tent Pole - That morning feeling !
What
I've Learned - A cynical look at life (contains swear words).
Skye Is The
Limit -
How far can you go ?
" It was exactly what I was looking for. It will totally make him smile."
Pattie
- A good sport.
"Thanks for the poem.
It's brilliant."
The Ex -
Ever wondered ?
"Thank you very much the poem was wonderful,
very clever!"
What If ? -
A humorous tale of middle aged
worries.
The
Old Fart - She loves him really !
"I just love the
poem! I can't thank you enough for being able to do
this with such little time."
Having
A Good Time - The postcard from hell !
The Sun
- A very short poem !
The Perfect Man - He'd
have to be !
You
Da Man - Test to see if you measure as a man.
I've Discovered
That... - Experience is a comb for bald men.
Big
Questions - About life in general.